Call It...Softlips

So Hannah is over....and we're writing my little thingy for myspace that's "About Me". Any who....It was crazy...and here it is: (Think of this all in a crazy accent....it makes the experience more fun!)

My name is Chelsey. I love a kid named Hannah... and Coin Man. They are both super cool. Especially Hannah. She's the coolest person in the world. In our spare time we like to spend time in the backseat of Chad's car. And if we aren't there then we are probably on Chad's couch together. But don't worry, Coin Man doesn't get too jealous! This one time me and Hannah went shopping and she got stuck in a sweater so I had to undress her. We LOVE Bubble Island. The pictures have no pattern. There aren't ANY pictures in the male bathroom. I know this cause Hannah went to check. I totally own a Bubble Island stamp card cause I go there so much. We like to run errands for my mom, and create mayhem in Meijers. Cause we're cool like that. We tend to talk to loud in public... especially when we're talking about sexual things. Like aids. Hannah likes to pick my clothes out and lay in my bed a lot. We're gonna go to the SCHWEETEST concert in da world soon. Its gonna be SCHWEET. We like breadsticks. In fact, we are breadstick whores! We have really funny lunch conversations about...well...threesomes. Hannah's cool. We like to dance around Chad's kitchen and listen to musicals. The best time during the day is 4-430. Right now, me and Hannah are talking like retards. Cause we're cool. And she's not even on ovary medicine! We like to sing to Moulin Rouge in da car. We met this guy named Key Man. He's schweet. Hannah's gonna marry him. Even though he's OLD. This one time we went to Barnes and Noble and we played with the train set while doing quizes out of a little quiz book. This other time Hannah and I went to see Rent together. We met this crazy lady. She was crazy. Hannah is my dirty little secret! I love that kid! When we're in the da car (but not the backseat of Chad's) we like to say "CHICKEN" like that one commercial! Cause we're cute! Some people wonder about us... in a lesbian kind of way. But love Coin Man... but Hannah's NOT completely off-limits. Everytime I'm Chad's couch I put my feet on the table THEN Hannah arches her back while crawling under my legs. It's hott (with two t's). Schweet. This one time, it was cold outside. This means that the window of my car was all frosty. And not on the outside. And I was all excited to go meet Coin Man so we scraped it from the inside. Cause we're cute. This one time me and Hannah were talking about all the super schweet times we've had together and wrote them down THEN she starts screaming at me "WRTIE THAT DOWN!" cause she thought of a really really cool one. We like to have FAMILY DINNERS! And eat cookie dough while we dance to our lesbian song from Rent. We still don't understand why people seem to wonder about us. This one time when I was shopping with Hannah we met this really cool gay guy. I don't know his name, but he was SCHWEET. I love him. If he wasn't gay, I would totally let Hannah marry him! Yey! That makes a threesome marriage with Key Man! We like to drool over Green Day cause they were naked (but that's not the ONLY reason we were drooling). This one time I was able to pick up birth control but not frickin allergy medicine. So I can have SEX! But not a dry nose. Who does that?! Chad likes to take.... questionable pictures of me and Hannah. Like this one time he managed to snap a few shots of Hannah on top of me. It was hott (with two t's again) I still have them pictures. I look at them all the time! With Hannah! Hannah is so cute! I love that kid! We have no self control around each other. This one time Hannah, Chad and I went to pick up this kid named Adam and when Chad opened the car door his dogs almost jumped in! IT WAS CRAZAY! We like to ask each other "what would you do if I kissed you right now?" I guess we don't need to ask that question anymore cause we know the answer now. This other time I was with Hannah in the car and I told her my wildest fantisies of undressing her. But it all started with her questions "what would you do if I took off your pants?" It was crazy! I was driving so she couldn't and she was sad. This other time we went to Denny's at 3 in the MORNING! Hannah had a brownie. It was cool. I sat by Hannah that night and then I took her home at like 4. Cause I love her! And she needed her sleep. Time to wrap this thing up folks (think of that last part in a southern accent it'll sound SCHWEET).

With Love...Written by the coolest person in the world...Hannah (12-10-05)

P.S. Many great stories to come....Stay tooned!